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老崔讲故事（4）十五的月亮

2008-09-07 14:36:45| 分类：老崔讲故事（原） | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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范大厨师，请听题：到中秋节了，十五的月亮圆又圆，十五亿人民看不见。为啥呢？

阴天......

错！白天。

第二题：北京时间晚八点，十五的月亮圆又圆，家家赏月笑开颜。为何你小范伸着脖子瞪着眼，到头来啥也看不见？

我....我近视眼......

错！你在美国看滴。那边还是白天。

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大忽悠，我不服你，美国的月亮比咱们的圆咋地？还整到美国去啦！我也考考你.......十五的月亮圆又圆，家家赏月笑开颜。你大忽悠为了看嫦娥，还借来了小布什的望远镜，结果啥也没看见。咋整滴？

他那破玩意还是前几天看奥运时，在前门地摊花八块五买的，能管事儿吗？

错！请看大屏幕......

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大忽悠啊大忽悠，你咋跟他学泥？我跟你说过多少遍啦，玩望远镜，要记得先把盖子打开！

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